6.13.2008

give your eyelashes an orgasm

I'm always on the prowl for some good mascara - the thicker the better, the sluttier (pardon my french) the better. So, imagine my utter awe and slight wariness when Estee Lauder announced they were coming out with a vibrating mascara, Turbolash, for 30 bucks. How the hell can you prevent gouging your eye out with that thing? Well I'll try anything once, and this is one way I can squander my stimulus check on...

11 comments:

discothequechic said...

vibrating mascara?

surely the marketing people aimed this at a target audience who won't be interested in in stimulating just their lashes.

hmm.

the "samantha in the back massager section" moment springs to mind..

LML said...

i would have racoon eyes after using that thing lol!

Margherita. said...

I'm not a big mascara person, just occasionally. I prefer my eyeliner. But, that sounds quite...dangerous!

Cupcakes and Cashmere said...

it's already way too easy to accidentally slip when applying eye make up, so while this is alluring, i think i'm going to wait until i hear more reviews.

mary said...

I agree, I looove "slut lashes" since mascara is sometimes the only make up I wear, but still... I would be a little wary of anything moving near my eyes.
I wish they had some type of tester.

Kaye said...

i might give it a go if it's good and waterproof- my eyes are too watery for normal mascaras.

Anonymous said...

yeah, you and your mascara.

Dana (pron. like Donna) said...

ugh, all these useless vibrating stuff!!!
I don't like that they have vibrating razors now too!! That just seems like an accident waiting to happen.

Carissa said...

is this ridiculous or what? i want this just for the novelty

Penny said...

Oh my god! This has to be a joke! ...right??

Blicious said...

what? this is hilarious!