6.13.2008

give your eyelashes an orgasm

I'm always on the prowl for some good mascara - the thicker the better, the sluttier (pardon my french) the better. So, imagine my utter awe and slight wariness when Estee Lauder announced they were coming out with a vibrating mascara, Turbolash, for 30 bucks. How the hell can you prevent gouging your eye out with that thing? Well I'll try anything once, and this is one way I can squander my stimulus check on...
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11 comments:

  1. discotheque confusionSaturday, June 14, 2008 at 4:35:00 PM PDT

    vibrating mascara?

    surely the marketing people aimed this at a target audience who won't be interested in in stimulating just their lashes.

    hmm.

    the "samantha in the back massager section" moment springs to mind..

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  2. LaurenSaturday, June 14, 2008 at 8:32:00 PM PDT

    i would have racoon eyes after using that thing lol!

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  3. MargauxSunday, June 15, 2008 at 7:57:00 AM PDT

    I'm not a big mascara person, just occasionally. I prefer my eyeliner. But, that sounds quite...dangerous!

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  4. AnonymousSunday, June 15, 2008 at 9:52:00 PM PDT

    it's already way too easy to accidentally slip when applying eye make up, so while this is alluring, i think i'm going to wait until i hear more reviews.

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  5. MaryMonday, June 16, 2008 at 11:59:00 AM PDT

    I agree, I looove "slut lashes" since mascara is sometimes the only make up I wear, but still... I would be a little wary of anything moving near my eyes.
    I wish they had some type of tester.

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  6. K.Monday, June 16, 2008 at 8:14:00 PM PDT

    i might give it a go if it's good and waterproof- my eyes are too watery for normal mascaras.

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, June 18, 2008 at 2:05:00 PM PDT

    yeah, you and your mascara.

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  8. Dana (MODAna)Sunday, June 22, 2008 at 4:35:00 PM PDT

    ugh, all these useless vibrating stuff!!!
    I don't like that they have vibrating razors now too!! That just seems like an accident waiting to happen.

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  9. Carissa DuhamelTuesday, June 24, 2008 at 7:50:00 AM PDT

    is this ridiculous or what? i want this just for the novelty

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  10. AnonymousTuesday, June 24, 2008 at 12:54:00 PM PDT

    Oh my god! This has to be a joke! ...right??

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  11. BliciousMonday, June 30, 2008 at 4:27:00 PM PDT

    what? this is hilarious!

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